If you thought your cell phone carrier was bad
The nation's largest abortion business has started a new wireless communications system partnering with a long-time pro-abortion long-distance carrier. Planned Parenthood's new cell phone service will allow pro-abortion activists to not only make calls but get action alerts from the organization.
Planned Parenthood Wireless is a new affinity program that allows its supporters to sign up for a mobile phone service and see 10% of their monthly bill go back to the abortion business.What a disgusting idea that is.
The pro-abortion group will also use customers' monthly bills to include action alerts and information and will provide 30 free minutes of calls every month to encourage its members to talk to friends about abortion issues.
[Via The World IMHO]
So when you drop a call does the display say it was terminated? If you call to complain about terminated calls will they say that since it was only a one cell coverage organism that it does not really count as a call?
"Can you hear me now? No you just vacuumed my brains out." Will probably not come out as a commercial for this new product.
Exactly what cell phones will they have? Obviously a Razor would fit right in. The following is a previous parody that I did, that I think fits right into to this line of thinking.
The promise of embryonic stem-cell research has finally materialized and this new technology is finally available to the public. This phone is made entirely from grade A embryonic stem-cells developed fresh from our factories with only the freshest life. You have heard the scare about other cell phones possibly causing brain tumors. Well the stem-cell phone might heal the tumors given you by other phones by rebuilding your brain cells. Or maybe give you tumors like what happens in ESCR trials. This new stem-cell phone is feature packed.
If Christopher Reeves would have had a stem-cell phone he would have got up out of his wheelchair and talked. - John Edwards |
Now anybody seeing this advertisement would be highly suspicious of these amazing claims. They would notice that no reputable scientist supports these claims and that there is no research showing that stem-cell phones would actually work. Why then is it that with the same outlandish claims and circumstances that people have become so convinced of ESCR?
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Many, many years ago, talk show host Rush Limbaugh started terminating annoying phone calls with a vaccuum cleaner noise to make a point about the use of the word "termination"
For a "charitable organization," PP sure has a lot of side business. I'm waiting for them to get into euthanasia so when they feel a particularly old contributor's annuity is going to cease being profitable, they can terminate the payments and the person at the same time.
The Mark II PP phone will probably have an analyzer modified from blood insulin testers so it can check for the biomarkers that indicate pregnancy. If you test positive, it syncs with your calendar and automatically schedules an abortion. Built-in GPS finds the nearest abortion mill for you. You won't even have to think about what the system is doing, which works out pretty well for them, too. Hey, as long as they went to the trouble of scheduling you in already; they're professionals and they only want to help....
On a less grim note, what's the life cycle of the stem phone? If it reproduces, will you get charged for having two active numbers? if they can make one from your own adult stem cells, will it merge with your body so you can interface directly with other technologies, like the Borg or Shadows?
Actually that still sounds a little grim.
Is there a source for this story (other than the linked blog)? I went to said blog post and for the life of me couldn't find a link. Or is this not for real?
PP is not a charitable organization - they depend on our tax money to pay their salaries and to entice our children to have sex so they can do abortions on them. It's bad enough that they use our hard-earned money to pay for abortions, but now they want our telephone business as well. How greedy can they get?
Not a charitable organization? Their clients assure me otherwise. I don't believe them, but therein lies the irony (and the tragedy).
Never mind that they also charge an average of $300 per abortion, and accept donations from anyone who doesn't recognize that free condoms and whatnot are actually customer service. You know, the little extras they offer to keep people coming back and trying the other things they're selling....
The good thing, though, is you can throw the phones away easily and without a fee because they're just a bunch of cells.
This was just reversed do to the Catholic boycott!
Yay! Deo Gratias!
Err, my mistake. I thought this was the "porn" cell phone service, not the abortion one. Sorry. :X I'll shut up now.
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