A former atheist who after spending forty years in the wilderness finds himself with both astonishment and joy a member of the Catholic Church. This blog presents my hopefully humorous and sometimes serious take on things religious, political, and whatever else crosses my mind.
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"God's Jester" was a martyr for the faith and a man of wisdom, fun, tricks, poetry, song, and dance. Thus seemed an appropriate Patron Saint of this blog.
Blogging since:
7/24/02
This site established:
9 Feb 2003
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Catholic since:
Easter 4/4/99
Human since:
Conception 1958
Halo GPS unit for your Nativity Scene Jesus! That's too funny!
Had you lived in Biblical times, Mr. Jeff, you should definitely sell this to Our Lady and Saint Joseph to help them find Jesus in Jerusalem. :D
In our part of the world, Asia, few put the infants into the cribs until Christmas day. That gives us, uh...about five hours to install the GPS units.
Sadly Japan doesn't have Manger scenes. I miss the Philippines. At least you could always play 'Where's Jesus?' at Christmas. :D
I just guard my baby jesus nativity set with some toy soldiers.
Anyway, I am going to church, wish me luck :)
Haha! Great Stuff! Have a Merry Christmas!
I like it, Hoodlum!
Like Lynn said.
Merry Christmas to all of you!
Err... wish you luck with what, precisely?
Is Baby Jesus hanging around with the Roaming Gnome? I've heard of these thefts, there's something both sacreligious and humourous about it. The Devil Horned Christ is worth a snicker (sorry)!
Merry Christmas Jeff!!!
Merry CHRISTmas to Mr. Jeff and to everyone! :)
I like the add on that you didn't mention. When the gps detects movement above typical walking speed, an internal speaker activates in baby Jesus warning the thief to repent.
JohnS,
A prayer to St Dismas?