Nightmare on American Street
A house of horrors, filled with blood and screams, where a maniacal child-killer armed with knives wreaks havoc as he targets teenagers who have sex — and it's run by Planned Parenthood and friends.
It would seem that the organizers of the ersatz hell house "Nightmare on American Street" lack a sense of irony.
An organizer of the show tells City Paper, "'Nightmare' aims to present reproductive-rights horrors in a 'campy, palatable and fun way.'"
Yeah, I'm sure that patrons will be scared to death.
Well it has to be the easiest Hell House transformation there is. All they have to do is open up one of their clinics for tours. But unlike Freddie and Jason the babies killed do not come back for a sequel.
Dawn's right they have no sense of irony and in this case they have too many ironies in the hellfire. On the site they say "PG-13 - some material not suitable for children." Now for Planned Parenthood isn't it suppose to be children are not suitable material? What a great place to bring children a place that highlights its greatest fear as losing the ability to get rid of children. That their Hell House represents a new paraphrase of Jean-Paul Sartre "Hell is not other people children, but having your own."
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Targeting teenagers who have sex...isn't that part of every slasher movie ever made? I mean, ever notice how Freddie, Jason, & co. ALWAYS go for the kids who make out? The only way to survive one of those pictures is to be an absolute virgin. Hmmm, could Freddie be recruited as an advocate for abstinence? (crickets chirping)Don't all speak at once!