Mall Monks

Comments (12) | TrackBacks (0)

The Rev. Myron Flax prepares to deliver Mass on Saturday to a packed house at the Catholic Center, a storefront drop-in site at The Citadel mall in Colorado Springs. (Special to Post / Chuck Bigger)

Colorado Springs - Just outside Mervyn's department store in The Citadel mall, a brown-robed friar bearded and smiling, waves to shoppers, with absolutely no self-consciousness that here, directly across from Corral West Ranchwear and the gum-ball machines, he is dressed like St. Francis in the year 1209.

The Rev. Matthew Gross, 69, is one of the "mall monks" - the five Capuchin brothers who staff the Catholic Center, their storefront drop-in spot at the mall. The friars are ordained priests who hear confessions, console the troubled, or simply chat.

These Capuchins are an order of Franciscan friars with a strict adherence to a vow of poverty and a tradition of contemplation. What are they doing in the cathedral of consumerism?

"We're the modern version of Francis in the marketplace," says the Rev. Curtis Carlson, 45, director of the center. He describes how the original friars of Francis' community in medieval Italy visited the plazas where people bought and sold merchandise.

The people are here indeed. The center has welcomed more than 100 visitors a day, on average, since its opening in November 2001. Many folks come for Mass - celebrated twice each weekday and once on Saturdays - in the center's 60-seat chapel. Noon liturgies are often filled to capacity.

...Poverty, obedience and chastity notwithstanding, the Franciscans maintain a spirit that appears, above all, to be joyful - playful, even.

It's a handy trait to have while moving through contemporary society in a hooded robe and sandals. Carlson laughs, recounting a time when he was pumping gas and a fellow customer called out, "Hey, did you just come from the Renaissance Fair?"

"No," answered the friar. "I'm the real thing."

"Cool," said the other fellow. "Accept no substitutes!" [Source]

I think it is pretty cool that the modern temple of materialism should have within it Capuchins with vows of poverty. I could also see some other religious orders setting up their own storefronts. Carmelites could have a shoe store called "Dark Night of the Sole", or maybe that would be too ironic for discalced (shoeless) Carmelites. Or maybe more appropriate would be Carmelite kitchen supply store since St. Teresa of Avila said "The Lord walks among the pots and pans." Contemplative nuns would make good salesmen in a kitchen store since they are used to speaking behind a grill. Dominican's of course would have a book store specializing in books 1000 pages or more. Possibly a St. Lawrence Barbeque supply store or a St. Joseph of Cupertino's store that specializes in model airplanes would also be in order.

0 TrackBacks

Listed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: Mall Monks.

TrackBack URL for this entry: http://www.splendoroftruth.com/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/2804

12 Comments

Way to go Capuchins! Our Franciscan brother's friary is in the worst part of our city. The people know, trust and love them.

Ahh ha, 'Carmelites could have a shoe store called "Dark Night of the Sole"'!!

I well remember several Capuchins I've met, including this one - he was nearly blind in later years, a marvelous and insightful confessor, who heard confessions in a tiny confessional in a center-city church in Pittsburgh four or five hours a day, five or six days a week: http://www.capuchin.com/News/FriarArchive/Dutkiewicz/Dutkiewicz.htm

So what kind of store would the Jesuits run?

A fire sale on "Previously Owned Theologies" like Ignatius' "Rules for Thinking with the Church"?

David, they would be tailors... selling Je-SUITS.
(that was particularly bad, sorry).

Dear Grateful,

Given that the author of the original "Dark Night" was a Discalced Carmelite, we may have a problem: OCD's don't deal in shoes. Would a sandal store be acceptable? ;)

Andrew, our sponsor has already noted that "or maybe that would be too ironic for discalced (shoeless) Carmelites"...therefore, I consign you to the flames of the Shrine of the Holy Whapping ;)

And don't forget the little ol Poor Clare who started EWTN with few hundred bucks!

The Jesuits would probably start a consulting firm for catholics in depression over the conclave...

Teresa,

Je - SUITS. That was a pun so bad I wish I had come up with it.

Possibly the Jesuits would have a gymnastics store specializing in tightropes and balancing beams. They always seem to be walking a theological tightrope and presenting a "balanced" view.

Would St Joseph of Cupertino's be an Apple store? :)

How about "Francis-skins" Dealing in fine leathers from around the world.

I've always been proud of, and have missed since having left home years ago, are celebrations of the Eucharist Mass inside the big shopping malls (I seem to remember two of them -- Megamall and Glorietta, I think) of Metro Manila in the Philippines. A large chunk of Filipinos troop to the malls in the weekends -- partly because they're great places to escape the heat outside since the malls have centralized cooling. There's also this great semi-open air chapel in the middle of the shopping district of Makati City.

I haven't been there in years but I hope they still celebrate the Eucharist right there where the action is. The mall Masses are great on Sundays because the shops are mostly still closed, I think, and start opening as the Mass ends. What a great way to start a shopping spree. :P

And of course, I miss being in a country where walking into the chapel in the middle of the day doesn't earn you stares and eye-rolling. Spare a thought for my sister in law in Ryadh, Saudi Arabia, where Bibles, rosaries and crucifixes can get you into legal trouble, from what I hear.

Yes the Greek Captcha is a joke

Leave a comment

The Curt Jester

A former atheist who after spending forty years in the wilderness finds himself with both astonishment and joy a member of the Catholic Church. This blog presents my hopefully humorous and sometimes serious take on things religious, political, and whatever else crosses my mind.

My conversion story

Email Me:

Blessed Miguel Pro, S.J.

Known as "God's Jester" was a martyr for the faith and a man of wisdom, fun, tricks, poetry, song, and dance. Thus seemed an appropriate Patron Saint of this blog.

Shameless Promotion

The Curt Jester: Disturbingly Funny --Mark Shea
EX-cellent blog --Jimmy Akin
One wag has even posted a list of the Top Ten signs that someone is in the grip of "motu-mania," -- John Allen Jr.
Brilliance abounds --Victor Lams
The Curt Jester is a blog of wise-ass musings on the media, politics, and things "Papist." The Revealer
Not all the Jester’s lines hit their target. --Commonweal
Funniest Blog

Info

Blogging since:
7/24/02

This site established:
9 Feb 2003

My Previous blog
Atheist to a Theist

Catholic since:
Easter 4/4/99

Human since:
Conception 1958

Sponsors

My other blogs

Real Sponsors

Archives

Supernatural Weather

Site Meter

Powered by Movable Type 4.1

Navigation

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.

Subscribe

Atom
RSS

Catholic Sites

Catholic Podcasts





SQPN is a source for great Catholic podcasts.

Ministerial Bloghood

Bloghood of the Faithful

A Catholic Life
A Catholic Life
A Catholic Mom Climbing the Pillars
A Catholic Mom in Hawaii
Ad Altare Dei
Ad Limina Apostolorum
AdoroTeDevote
Alive and Young
Ales Rarus
A (little) Light from the East
After abortion
Against the Grain
Aggie Catholics
Aliens in this world
American Chesterton Society
American Papist
Ancient and Future Catholic Musings
Ask Sister Mary Martha
auntie joanna writes
A Wing And A Prayer
Basia Me Catholica Sum
bettnett.com
Bethune Catholic
Blog by-the-Sea
Brothers and Sisters of Perpetual Discernment
Cacciaguida
Catholic Analysis
Catholic and Enjoying It!
Catholic Cartoon Blog
Catholic Fire
Catholic mom of 10
Catholic Pillow Fight
Claw of the Conciliator
Chad Is Not Enough
Charlotte was Both
Chris Cuddy
Church of the Masses
Christus Vincit
Cnytr
Come on, get lively
Confessions of a Hot Carmel Sundae
Concordia cum Veritate
Conspicuously Lacking a Latin Title
Convert Man
Cor ad cor loquitur
Cosmos-Liturgy-Sex
Courage Man
Creative Minority Report
CUF Blog
Crusader of Justice
CVSTOS FIDEI
Dad29
Danger! Falling Brainwaves
DarwinCatholic
Deal W. Hudson
Defenders of the Catholic Faith
Defensor Veritatis
Dei Gratia
Deo Omnis Gloria
Disputations
Dominican Idaho
Doxology
Dyspectic Mutterings
Eagle and Elephant
Ecce Homo
E-Pression
Erik's Rants and Recipes
et cetera
Et tu, Jen?
Eve Tushnet
feminine-genius
Fiat
FideCogitActio
Fighting Irish Thomas
FIRST THINGS: On the Square
Five Feet of Fury
Flos Carmeli
Flying Stars
Fonticulus Fides
For The Greater Glory
Fructus Ventris
Gen X Revert
Get Religion
GKC's Favourite
God's Wonderful Love
Godsbody
Happy Catholic
HMS Blog
If Flannery Had A Blog
Holy Cards For Your Inspiration
In Defense Of The Children of Light
In Dwelling
In Light of the Law
Ingatius Insight Scoop
In Nomine Domini
Jeff Cavins
Jimmy Akin
John C. Wright
Jumping Without A Chute
Kansas City Catholic
La Salette Journey
L.A. Catholic
Laudem Gloriae
Laus Crucis
Lex Communis
Live + Jesus!
Lofted Nest
Looking Closer Journal
Laodicea
Man with Black Hat
Maria Lectrix
Mary Meets Dolly
McEvoy's Musings
mere comments
Mommentary
MONIALES OP
more last than star
Mount Carmel Bloggers
Mulier Fortis
Musings of a Pertinacious Papist
My Domestic Church
Mysterium Fidei
Nunblog
Oblique House
Off the Record
On the Other Foot
Open wide the doors to Christ!
Pro Ecclesia * Pro Familia * Pro Civitate
Quenta Nârwenion
Quo vadam ed ad quid?
Ramblings of a GOP Soccer Mom
Real Clear Religion
Recta Ratio
Rerum Novarum
Ride of the Rohirrim
Rise of the TOB
Ruri et Orbi
Roman Catholic Blog
RORATE CÆLI
Sacramentum Vitae
Seize the Dei
Shades of Gray (Umbrae Canarum)
Shrine of the Holy Whapping
Singing in the Reign
Small But Disorganized
Some Have Hats
Sonitus Sanctus
Southfarthing Soapbox
Spirit of Vatican 2 Catholic Church
Sterquilinium
Stony Creek Digest
Stupidus
Summa Contra Mundum
Summa Mamas
Summa Minutiae
Ten Reasons
The Anchoress
The Ark and The Dove
The Art of Apologetics
The Blog from the Core
The Caelum et Terra Blog
The Catholic Warrior
The Charcoal Fire
The Commonplace Book of Zadok the Roman
The Cornell Society for a Good Time
The Crescat/a>
The Daily Eudemon
The Dawn Patrol
The Digital Hairshirt
The Fifth Column
The Inn at the End of the World
The Ironic Catholic
The Lady in the Pew
The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen
The Lion and the Cardinal
The New Liturgical Movement
The Paragraph Farmer
The Ramblings, Rants, and Raves of John Book
The Roamin' Roman
The Sci Fi Catholic
The Scratching Post
The Way of the Fathers
The Weight of Glory
The Wired Catholic
Thicke
Thoughts and ruminations of a man on a quest
Thoughts of a Regular Guy
Thoughts of Apolonio Latar III
Tremendous Trifles
Trousered Ape
un-Muted Mumblings
V for Victory!
Vatican Watcher
Veritas
Veritas nunquam perit
Vivificat
Video meliora, proboque; Deteriora sequor
Why Fret?
Winterr's words
Wretched Ones
Zippy Catholic