The Cafeteria is now Open!

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JesterWare introduces the latest in interactive Cafeteria Catholicism using Flash animation.

Updated: Via reader suggestions, for Cafeteria Catholics the first message on the last page has had the Latin corrected and now includes an added welcome message when zero items are selected.

*Descriptions were take from the CCC and Catholic Answer's Voter's Guide for Serious Catholics. Descriptions were edited for length and any mistakes made our mine.

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Brilliant! I enjoyed my 100% Catholic meal... 100%!

Very clever.

But I really felt silly filling up my plate just to learn what the message would be.

Spectacular! Especially the papal animation. *ding!* You never cease to amuse me.

Excellent!

Jeff, the blue plate, is it special? (haha) I can't make out the image.

Your nuts. In a good way.

Great fun! Will link it to my blog.

You should have written "Habemus Papam" (not: Papum), though...

You should have something for the person who chooses 0 out of 14

Hey, I didn't choose No salvation outside the church because in RCIA they said we were not to limit God. IF there is someone out there who loves God with all thier heart but has never heard His name we cannot say they wont go to heavan. If you never have the opportunity to join the church how can you be held responsible for not joining.

Josephine,

You do not understand the Church's understanding of this doctrine and our seeing it via a rigorous view, because in fact salvation can be had by those not part of the Catholic Church through for example invincible ignorance. All that are saved our saved via Christ's Church, his mystical body whether or not they are actually members of the Catholic Church.

The correct understanding of this can be found here.
http://www.ewtn.com/library/SCRIPTUR/EXTRAECC.TXT

Way cool, Jeff!

I love coming here - it's my daily dose of Catholic fun!

Wow, that was neat, especially the disappearing papal arm thing! But that stuff about a "preferencial option for the poor" gives me the heeby-jeebies. Nope, not me. I prefer to evangelize the wealthy and powerful, like Robin Leech, but with the Catechism and scriptures and no annoying accent. Heck, how else is the Church gonna pay for all those abuse settlements? How much are the inner city outreach centers bringin' in? The poor sure aren't gonna cough up 110 gazillion dollars on their measly salaries!

Iocosus sum, sane quidem; nolite me oppugnare, quaeso.

Whew! I'm full, that was delicious. But I think I need a doggie bag or a to go order... for that midnight snack when I might get a carnal craving!

Oh, and Jeff, you need to provide a kiddie menu.

Yes the Greek Captcha is a joke

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