Contraceptive Perfumes
Dawn Eden posts on the variety of goods disguised to appear as food or fashion accessories to promote Planned Parenthood. I have covered some of these items in a post about two years ago where I also described a suggestion for a talking pro-choice doll called Cliché Cindy, for "Children's Dr. Josef Mengele Lab Kit" and the "Visible Aborted Child Anatomy Kit."
She links to this story.
Australian women are to trial the world's first spray-on contraceptive before Christmas.
As easy as putting on perfume, the fast-drying spray would be applied to the inner side of a woman's forearm once a day, ending the need for pills, implants or injections, say researchers.
And suggests some french perfume names for the new product.
- Eau de Baron
- L'emté Woeum
- Feuille Tu Conceive
- Sans Fruites
- Madame Noövary
- Sterile Été
- Spéede
My own suggetions might be a line of contraceptive perfumes by Unchristian Dior.
- Forn eau Cate
- Fetus Adieu
- Conscience Carte Blanche
- Enfant Terrible
- Faux Amour
- All About Moi
- Bon Voyage Le Bébé
- Amour der
They also have available Condom Lollipops which on the back of the package has a link to www.teenwire.com.
So obviously they are not marketing this as a novelty item for adults, but as a way to drive up new business. After all the market share of children is slowly decreasing and thus the pool of future adults so they must saturate the market to maintain their current profits. I wonder what products might be next? Tie Me Up Elmo? Penis shaped pacifiers? A little black bag with scissors so children can play abortion doctor?
The flavored condoms are available in Raspberry, Honey Dew, and Strawberry. What no mint? Haven't they ever heard of a condom mint?
Known as 
err - ummm - careful what you ask for. I was at a bachelorette party several years ago where one of the party favors was a penis pacifier.
I guess I wouldn't be surprised if most of your "what's next" list already exists.
I like the witty versions of the potential names, but what scares me the most about this is that it would be possible to spray anyone to prevent them from conceiving (including those unaware of it's presence) -- this is a prelude to biochemical weaponry being used on an ussupecting populace.
Why fight an enemy, when all you have to do is stop them from reproducing for a generation?
scary stuff...
If they could do that wouldnt there be BC hormones in the water by now...
* Forn eau Cate
* Fetus Adieu
* Conscience Carte Blanche
* Enfant Terrible
* Faux Amour
* All About Moi
* Bon Voyage Le Bébé
* Amour der
LOL LOL PRECIOUS PRECIOUS PRECIOUS!!!