Unlikely Bumper Stickers
TSO lists some very funny unlikely bumper stickers.
So let me add my own items for this new form of blogger comedy.
- I would rather be at home with my wife than fish
- Just say no to war for olive oil
- Save the Gromphadorhina portentosa
- Speech therapists for Bush
- Unborn Children for Kerry
- Think cosmically, act galaxy
- Mean people are just fine by me
- You can't hug a child with Venus de Milo's arms
- Shi'ites happen
- If you can read this bumper sticker you must be home schooled
- I brake for religious ecstasy
- My other car is a Popemobile
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Great--especially the last one.
When I was a kid, my mom used to take me on road trips through the South, where we'd often see "humorous" signs in restaurants--usually telling people not to complain, not to pass bad checks, etc. You know the type; "The head of our complaints department is Helen Waite. If you want to complain, go to Helen Waite." That sort of thing.
So I made an effort to combine all the rude roadside-restaurant slogans into one. I think it was, "If you're not satisfied with something--SHADDAP."
How about:
'No War for Olive Oyl' (best accompanied by a can of spinach with a 'NO' symbol over it)
'I had an abortion: I actually was FOR procreation, before I was against it.'
'Honk if you want to know whether your horn works'
Thanks for the splendor of hits!
"Virgin Galactic -- Portal of the sky!"
"Feminism is the radical idea that people are women."
"Dominate the subversive paradigm."
"I burn banned books."
"Valorize patriarchy."
"Inculcate the gender binary."
If you will allow me to pick a couple of nits...
"galaxy" is a noun. You need an adverb. I kind of like 'galaxily'
also, the homeschooling one would be even more funny in Latin. But then I like jokes that only .0001 percent of the population gets. What can I say, elitists R' us.
I don't think you realize how seriously some of us take our olive oil. I can easily think of scenarios in which going to war for olive oil makes sense, is just, and, in fact, would be duty.