Saints and their cars
Sometimes you hear the rhetorical question What Would Jesus Drive. Well what about the saints? Previously I answered the question about the Blessed Virgin Mary with this picture.
Mary's Fiat
After watching the Song of Bernadette the other night I decided to go look for a picture of her car.
Bernadette
Subaru.
Now of course in france they spell her last name slightly
different - Soubiroux. But she wasn't thrilled with French cars and went for
a more compact and economical Japanese car. The nice thing about Bernadette is
that even when she gets a new car she doesn't lourdes it over you.
Known as 
I suppose you would find St. Christopher in a Ford and, forgive me, St. Lawrence in a Pinto (or maybe a Crown Victoria).
hahaha!! EXCELLENT PUN!! :)
Would St. Patrick drive a Viper?
Was there a car called the Dauphin? If so, would St. Louis the (whatever this number is) drive it, or would St. Joan of Arc?
Groan. Really cute, Jeff, except the pun which was really bad....
And the color is a perfect Marian blue. Did she have to special order or was it a standard option?
Hey bk,
I heard St. Lawrence drove a Blazer, St. Sebastian drove an Arrow and Bl. John XXIII drove a Diplomat. However most of the Saints and Blesseds drove Valiants.
I think putting Bernadette in a Subaru is disgraceful.
Like liberals in Volvos, Subaru is the flagship car of hippies and the rainbow perversity gang.
Subaru is the key sponsor of the American gay golf
tournament and pround of it. So, choose another car please!
Marc
Just heard on the radio this a.m. that Buick is now making a car called a "LaCrosse." Hmmmmm. Catholic punsters in Wisconsin: where are you?
oops, I forgot about St. Joseph and his Santa Fe (good for hauling tools and lumber when busy building staircases).
I heard that Abraham and his son Isaac rode around in a Dodge Ram
I have just returned from retreat and discovered this posting. I started thinking (aka, putting my Catholic School education to use)......
How about:
St. George (Lancer)
St. Cecelia (Hummer)
St. John the Baptist (Toyota 4Runner)
St. Monica (Saab)
Jonah (Ford Escape)
Moses (Mercury Mountaineer or Toyota Highlander)
Bl. Junipero Serra (Ford Explorer)
Jacob (Cadillac Escalade)
St. Simon Stylites (Isuzu Ascender)
God bless all,
Ruthann
Will no one put St. Catherine in her Toyota Siena?
ARGH! the puns! my brain's .... exploding... so bad! lol