Slippery Slope Publishing Presents
Once there lived a lovelorn prince whose mother decreed that he must marry by the end of the summer. So began the search to find the prince's perfect match and lo and behold......his name was Lee. You are cordially invited to join the merriest, most unexpected wedding of the year. KING & KING is a contemporary tale about finding true love and living happily ever after, sure to woo readers of any age. A great gift. King & King has reached as high as No. 38 on Amazon.com's list
of best sellers. We at Slippery Slope Publishing are at the cusp
of societal evolution, especially when it looks profitable. With the
increase interest in alternative lifestyle children's books aimed at the
elementary and kindergarten, we have been working overtime to give
you the next big things in children's literature. After all it is only
a matter of time. Slippery Slope Publishing proudly presents the
"Redefining Marriage" series. |
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Snow
White and the Seven Room Mates |
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Marry the Little Lamb Three enjoyable stories of people in wonderful committed relationships with barnyard animals. Here is a sample: Marry the Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb And every where the Married went, Married went, Married went. Children will learn to put behind the stereotype that marriage is only between a man and a women. |
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Welfare Mother Goose Welfare Mother Goose contains wonderful stories of how to live off the government when you didn't really need to. Welfare Mother Goose introduces her children to a series of men in her life. The variety of significant others adds a varied and multi-partner education to her children. The kids play memorization games learning the names of the fathers of their siblings. Children will learn that the purpose of government is to provide their every need. |
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Polygamy
for You and Me! |
| Slippery Slope Publishing is here to provide your every need in quality children's literature. We have learned that the earlier we can introduce brave new ideas to children, the easier it becomes for them to accept those ideas, even if it conflicts with misinformed parental thought. It is never too early to teach children the evils of right wing conservativism so we introduce the new "Bush Sucks" literature series. | |
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Donald Rumsfeldstiltskin An evil little man makes claims like he can turn straw into gold or even more unbelievable, to turn Iraq into a democracy. In this scary story a women learns the dangers in trusting in a conservative when she finds out that in exchange for a tax cut for the rich she has to turn over her first wanted child. Not recommended for those in Kindergarten or others prone to nightmares. |
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Tales from the Bush Years Investigative reporting for children uncovers the real reason why Mother Hubbard had nothing in her cupboard. Children will learn the reasons why low cost housing is not available and some people are forced to live in a shoe! The tax cuts for the rich and military spending provides the root of Bush's jobless economy and it's ill effects on characters in fairy tales. Because of the economic statistics used, this book is recommended only for Kindergärtners or other children who have not learned to add yet. |
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Here is a previous post I did on Books for Kids
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Mr. Miller, you are hilarious.
Jeff, you might like some of what SomethingAwful did on this topic: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=72&p=2
err... some, probably not all, hehe. I'm not sure. SA is a bit of a "vulgar" satire site, so yeah, venture at your own risks :)
Personal favorites, since they seem to be right on topic. My comments are satire, so I hope I don't offend anyone:
Just because they are dead, doesn't mean they can't be loved! With the right embalming fluid, you can make that decaying corpse look as much alive as the goth girl next door (which isn't saying much at all)!
http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/childrensbooks/vitriol_necro.jpg
Teach them this important skill at a young age. Failure to do so is supressive and overbearing parenting.
http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/childrensbooks/LordSkeletor_phone.jpg
Cannibalism is as normal as breathing and eating, don't let canniphobes tell you any different. Foster your child's desire to eat man-flesh from an early age, so he or she can grow healthy with all the nutrients harnessed from slowly digesting other humans. Comes with delicious recipies for cooking your neighbors.
http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/childrensbooks/buki_wilbur.jpg
Vital information about how the majority of your student life should look like. Teach your children how to cope with hangovers from the tender age of six. Must have for pregnant mothers that have drinking problems.
http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/childrensbooks/buki_hangover.jpg
Because there is no age too young for debauchery! Dispell myths raised by the religious right (TM) against pedophila, and educate your children that they should, in fact, say yes to strangers with candy.
http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/childrensbooks/banjodark_virgin.jpg
A very special companion to Welfare Mother Goose! Find all new ways to get into the United States undetected. Comes with cut-out food stamps designed for play. Teach your children the importance of being a lazy bum by instilling in their young minds the value of food stamps have.
http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/childrensbooks/rivetz_immig.jpg
Can't wait to introduce my children to your delightful line of books! (Right now I can only allow my oldest access to the full Slippery Slope line......she's 25. :) )
Thanks again for another delightful Monday morning in which I shouldn't be eating or drinking at the keyboard.......
The orange juice shot through my nostrils, I laughed so hard. The screen is a mess, but it will clean up. This is so funny.
If I'd had orange juice, it would have shot through my nostrils.
I am not into nostril pain so I will offer some advice. Water does not burn the nostrils nearly as bad and milk is much funnier. Curt Jester and Orange Juice is not recommended. Thanks Jeff ...
what about
Are You My Mother? or My Father? or My Mother? Celebrating the Diversity of a Transgendered Relative Unit
and
A Children's Garden of Curses: Celebrating Childhood in a Wiccan Coven