The most BANG for your travel dollar

We offer the best deals in terrorist tourism and have many attractive travel packages to suit your needs! We take care of all the details so that you can relax and concentrate on finding a nice busy street to blow yourself up in.

Terrorist Vacation Package Special
We have looked far and wide for the best locations and here is the perfect spot.

Canada This often overlooked country is now the terrorist's vacation spot of choice.

• Feel right at home since many of their citizens also really hate the United States. You will feel like you never left that cozy cave in Tora Bora.
• Generous constitutional freedoms where your favored over victims.
• Lax security and lightly controlled borders give you easy access to all destinations into the Great Satan!
• Rated #1 by the U.S. Congressional library's federal research division.
• Islamic tribunal friendly. More and more access to Sharia laws to keep your women in their place.
• The Canadian government's CRTC allows al-Jazeera and bans Fox News. You will be able to watch all Canadian news shows without being bothered by their view point.
• In some cases you can even draw welfare while planning your attacks.

So act now before they take steps to toughen anti-terrorism and immigration laws. Though with the current government this is not likely to happen.

We will soon be announcing new vacation packages to Berkeley California.

If caught within the US your vacation may take you to beautiful and scenic Camp X-ray at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. This vacation package includes three full meals a day with paid dental and medical care at no extra cost. ACLU lawyers fighting to get you out is also provided at no cost to you.

Disclaimers.
*No airline flight insurance offered.
*No refunds, even if your bomb blows up prematurely before or during your trip.