John Kerry's Medal Toss

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Previously Jesterware has brought you the game designs for Deanings and Clarktris but now we go to a whole new level of political interactive gaming. With John Kerry's Medal Toss you get to throw your military medals over the fence onto the White House lawn just like he did. Now you might not think it is right to throw you medals away in some kind of symbolic action, but that's okay they're not really your medals. President hopeful John Kerry also threw someone else's medals over the that fence. If a candidate for the highest office of the land can do this without any public apology it must be just fine. So if one day you also have aspirations to be a pretentious french-looking politician seeking the presidency then get your practice in with this exciting simulation.

John Kerry's Medal Toss is a Flash animation game.

Game Play
To play simply click on the Silver Star on John Kerry's chest with your mouse and hold the button down. The Medal Throwing power bar will then start showing you the current medal toss power level. Release the mouse button when the power bar is at the desired level. The medals are then tossed onto the lawn. If they land within the water fountain area you get an extra 1000 points for empty symbolism. If you break a window you lose 500 points for vandalism. To throw again simply select Replay and try again.

Update: I have now added sounds and due to a suggestion by Justin Katz a broken window feature.

12 Comments

Ha! You need to add a broken window feature.

I scored a 2481! Jesterware is the best

10,000 points with 10 throws!!!

Perils of Midnight work! Please amend description in first paragraph to:

"... that's okay, they're not really your medals."

For me, it's its and it's that strike in the wee hours.

Brilliant, BTW.

You are genius, Mr. Miller!

hehe.. I gave up at 25,546 :)

This is absolutely hilarious and great fun! I enjoy your blog immensely.

The trick is to release when the status bar reaches the dentition on the White House.

Hey ----This is fun. I keep smashing the window though. I must be too strong. throwing that Silver Star over the fence

Where's your George W. Bush DWI or losing flight status game?

Can't wait to see him in the HBO presentation 'Abandoned Brothers'!!!!

His EYES he looks like he's on DRUGS! probally is

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