Catholic Pick Up Lines
Patrick Madrid has a pretty funny list titled Pat's Top Ten: Orthodox Catholic Pickup Lines
[Via Discernment Group]
To which I add my own:
My Guardian Angel thinks your cute
Your Pilgrimage or mine
May I sit down? I was admiring your Chest - erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy?
I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?
My Sacred Heart statue started beating faster when I saw you
Ah, so your what happened to my missing rib
Didn't I see your face on a Holy Card somewhere?
I would like to study the theology of your body
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hey now, buddy, some of those might get you slapped! but the rest were quite endearing. happy valentine's day!
The guardian angel one is great, but the missing-rib one is tops!
Funny, not a single one about patent leather shoes in either group .
Uh...ok. Any stats on what happened when any of these were tried?
If I were a guy...
"Hey, you know Chesterton named one of his books after me....The Everlasting Man."
Brush-off rejoinder: "My Blessed Mom told me to watch out for guys like you."
This is a true story. I know a guy who said to a girl, "Has anyone ever told you you've got Padre Pio's eyes?"
This one is made up, but it's worth trying:
"Pray here often?"
"Can I carry your missal for you?"
A variation on one of yours: I have a vocation to the married life. Want to help me save my soul?