When Supermodels attack

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A BUNCH of ravenous supermodels raided a bakery and wolfed down cakes, pastries and bread -- then passed out on the crust-littered floor.

"They didn't touch the cash register, just the pastries and breads," says Paris police Detective Jean-Luc Rousseau. "There were five of them, all as skinny as bed slats, and they broke into the bakery and started gorging themselves.

"I think they must have been hungry -- very, very hungry."

Says devastated bakery owner Francois Duchard: "It's all gone -- every bit of food is gone.

"They devoured eclairs, petits four, bread, croissants -- even a three-tier wedding cake.

"I wish they had just robbed the cash register. It would have been a lot cheaper."

Duchard says he found the five accused passed out on the floor, frosting covering their mouths, when he arrived to open for business in the morning.

"I stepped inside and saw five beautiful, skinny women on the floor," he recalls. "I heard them moan and saw that their faces were covered with chocolate, frosting and crumbs and there were gobs of cream in their hair. Every display rack in my store was empty -- and I had just refilled them the night before."
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