Revised Revised Revised Revised Standard VersionMy Doctrine-O-Matic has spit out the following revised Bible passage for the Episcopalians.
Now a bishop must be above reproach, the husband of one wife and no more than one committed relationship with someone of the same sex, temperate, sensible, dignified, hospitable, an apt teacher. --1st Tim 3:2
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Heh-heh. I trust you.
But that was written Wednesday, and now it's Thursday, so there's nothing that fusty old stuff can say to me and my noble "co-adjutor", Fluffy.
I can't believe you are using that Triumphalist, hegemonic, patriarchal translation! Haven't you heard? It is now "life-intentioned" relationships. Please get with the program or I will report you to the intolerance police. We can have no one out there interpreting scripture for himself, especially if his interpretations vary the slightest from the Agenda.
This is a New Age of Compassion, and it is time for people like you to get with the program. Sheesh, you people!