George Michael's new song

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George Michael has announced that he will record an anti-war song to demonstrate his feelings about a potential war with Iraq.
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BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq, in a new move to head off Washington's threat of military action to make it disarm, holds talks on Sunday with U.N. weapons inspectors on VX and anthrax stocks it says it has destroyed.
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I Want your VX
(Sung to George Michael's - I want your sex)

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's dictators that you can trust
And unelected rulers that you don't
There's the little weapons we hide
And lying documents that we show
Sometimes we think were gonna get away
But you know the UN inspections is just bull

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't got no WMDs
Just look in my murdering eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And the UNs never ends

I want your VX
I want you
I want your.....VX

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
How many resolutions will pass by
Then I talk to Dan Rather and softballs he throws

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no WMDs
Just look in my murdering eyes
I've waited so long Al-qaida
Out in the cold
I can't take much more US
I'm losing control

I want your VX
I want your anthrax
I want your.....VX

It's natural (from sheep)
It's chemical (let's hide it)
It's biological
Genocidal (can we do it?)
It's diabolical
But most of all.....
VX is something that we should do
VX is something for me and you

VX is natural - VX is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
VX is natural - VX is fun
VX is best when it's....one on one
one on one

I'm not your imam
I'm not your sheik
Talk to your mullah
I am sick of

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your definition of WMD baby
What do you consider material breach?
Don't you know I'll launch till it hurts you baby
Don't you think it's time you had VX with me

What's your definition of WMD baby
What do you consider material breach?
Don't you know I'll launch till it hurts you baby
Don't you think it's time you had VX with me

VX with me
VX with me
Have VX with me

C-c-c-c-come on.

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I am the Development Officer for The Centre for Political Song, which is based within Glasgow Caledonian University, and houses a collection of political song material, both virtual and real. The Centre exists to promote and foster an awareness of all forms of political song and includes political song material from throughout the globe, across the political spectrum and from all musical genres.

We have material ranging from Tibetan songs opposing Chinese occupation, South Africa Freedom Songs, the political songs of Zimbabwe and Nigeria, Calabrian Mafia Songs, patriotic songs of the Revolutionary Association of Women of Afghanistan and the Save Our Pool Campaign songs of Glasgow. The songs span the political spectrum from the far left to the far right and can be found in almost all musical genres: popular music, folk, hip hop, reggae, opera, world music and jazz. Our website is located at http://politicalsong.gcal.ac.uk

I would very much like to include the lyrics to the parody 'I Want your VX' on the Centre's website and would very much appreciate if you could put me in touch with the author.

Many thanks

Janis McNair

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