A Public Service

I will do a public service by paraphrasing the text of all the current speeches by different Democrats so that you don't have to hear or read them.

Democrats stand shoulder to shoulder with all Americans in total support of our men and women in the Armed Forces and our Commander in Chief even though it is all his fault that because of his failed diplomacy that we are in this situation to begin with. But it is time to stop partisan bickering even though it is all that stupid George W. Bush's fault. Our nation stands united even though the President failed to gain unilateral support and did not get United Nations approval. I stand strongly behind our military personnel even though I vote against every weapon system that can help to protect them. I will continue to speak out, because to fail to slam the President at every turn would be unpatriotic.