April 27, 2008

Son Tanning

Do you go to Eucharist Adoration on a regular basis and yet don't feel that you are advancing as much in sanctity that you would want to? You try to be humble before the Lord and just let him speak to you through silence and his awesome sacramental presence, but if just does not seem to be enough?

If so don't worry since this is a common experience. Now in the spiritual life there are not any real shortcuts to holiness. Prayer and reception of the sacraments are of course necessary first steps. Confession on a regular schedule and receiving the Eucharist will of course keep you on the road to holiness as long as the life you are living is not putting a lie to your piety.

But when it comes to Eucharistic Adoration you would like to give yourself a boost. In your daily life you develop blockages to the power of the sacrament and so what you need is something to reduce those blockages of venial sin and to promote Eucharistic Adoration and being more like Jesus. What you need is a formula with Sacrament Promotion Factor (SPF). The higher the SPF rating of a formula the better.

Introducing Copertino's Son Tanning Lotion with SPF 50!

Son Tanning yourself before the expose Blessed Sacrament is a great way to start you day or end your day or actually pretty much any part of the day.

Whether you kneel before the Blessed Sacrament or prostrate yourself before Jesus our Son Tanning lotion will ensure that every nook and cranny of your soul will be adequately covered. No uneven Son Tanning like with cheaper formulas.

With Copertino's Son Tanning Lotion you will soon be going beyond reading devotional books during Eucharistic Adoration to silent prayer rapt in adoration of our Lord and Savior.

Now if you start to develop dryness in prayer - don't blame us - this is just a sign that you are actually advancing in the spiritual life.

You can also buy our Copertino's Son Tanning Lotion with caffeine for those three in the morning sessions before the Blessed Sacrament that no one else want to sign up for.

You will never get burned when Son Tanning and it might even help to prevent you from burning forever!

So next time you go to Adoration bring Copertino's Son Tanning Lotion with you. You will be glad you did.

Posted by Jeff Miller at April 27, 2008 09:21 PM
Comments

Jeff, your creativity in getting a point across continues to amaze me. You've outdone yourself with this one. Well done!

Posted by The Sheepcat email at April 27, 2008 11:07 PM

Oh, this one is wonderful!!!

Let no one be discouraged in their efforts to adora Jesus in the Blessed Sacrament. A weekly holy hour at least is an excellent boost to the spiritual life! And if a weekday Mass is possible, we should go for it.

Prayer just is not an option for those who are heavenbound.

Posted by magdalen email at April 28, 2008 08:07 AM

I could use this.

Posted by Panda Rosa email at April 28, 2008 05:56 PM

This is a wonderful metaphor for adoration, we are irradiating ourselves with Jesus. Well done.

Posted by Leticia email at April 28, 2008 08:55 PM

well done

Posted by Joe of St. Thérèse email at April 28, 2008 09:27 PM

Inspired! Your ability to pull humor out of various elements of the Catholic T/tradition is really something, Jeff!

Posted by Margo email at April 29, 2008 09:31 AM

bad taste but not very funny anyway. ha ha, not!

Posted by big benny email at April 29, 2008 03:51 PM

Okay, where do I buy this stuff??? I'm ready for the full treatment!

:-)
JB

Posted by Janet Butler email at May 2, 2008 08:30 AM