October 21, 2007
Up Periscope
Pope Benedict using the new Vatican Periscope for the Barque of Peter calls out "Full speed ahead."
Posted by Jeff Miller at October 21, 2007 11:26 PM | TrackBackTorpedo the heretics at 10 O'clock!!!
Posted by Matt email at October 22, 2007 9:14 AMWe're going to need a whole new chapter for the Book of Armaments. "And then shalt thou look through thy Holy Periscope, and thou shalt see thy foes, who, being naughty in my sight, shall appear to thee plainly in thy Holy Periscope. And thou shalt make ready thy Holy Torpedo…"
Peace,
--Peter
So this was St. Pio's secret of the confessional.
Posted by kalej email at October 22, 2007 12:56 PMThe Pope is gifted with a Palantir.
Posted by Tolkien1138 email at October 22, 2007 1:34 PMYas, Archbishop Niederauer you var undar the Vatican Microscope. Yas, dis is what is causing all ver problems. It's dat little heritick!
Posted by Michael II email at October 22, 2007 4:47 PMWhen you look into the reliquary, the reliquary looks back at you.
Posted by Maureen email at October 23, 2007 11:56 AMNow that we are at periscope depth we can see if this is the "WomynPriests" ship, ready the Papal Bull torpedo.
Posted by Matthew S email at October 23, 2007 2:21 PMNow I'll be ready for my part in the "Das Boot" remake!!
Posted by MM from Brooklyn email at October 24, 2007 12:21 AMUnd now I look into zee mechanism.
Very interesting. Die Hummel Telescope has found evidence that there is no intelligent life on Mars, zo vee kann zend all die liberal dumpkopfs in a spaceship und zend them there ver they vill feel very much at home.
Posted by Father John Trigilio email at October 24, 2007 12:24 AM