Pope chills out

Seminarian Bryan Jerabek sent me this photo of a Pope Benedict XVI ice statue in Oberhausen, western Germany made for the Ice and Snowstatue Festival.

This photo is worthy of some good captions so I will start off.

• How progressives view the Pope.
• I told you not to excommunicate Mr. Freeze.
• I think we need to fix the heater in the papal apartments.
• Vatican document on homosexuals in the seminaries meets very cold reception.
• Cold and chill, bless the Lord. Ice and snow, bless the Lord -- Daniel.