Supreme Court releases new slate of approved commandments

1. We are the Supreme Court thy God. Thou shalt not have strange courts before us (Though we can appeal to foreign courts when it suits us).
2. Thou shalt not take the names of the justices of the Supreme Court thy God in vain
3. Remember thou keep the First Monday in October.
4. Honor thy nine justices.
5. Thou shalt not kill. See Roe v. Wade.
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery. See penumbras and emanations protecting privacy
7. Thou shalt not steal. See Kelo et al v. City of New London
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness by falsely testifying before the court unless it matches preconceived opinions.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife. See penumbras and emanations protecting privacy
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods. See Kelo et al v. City of New London