Dissimint

Will dialogue with your taste buds and argue with you all the way down your throat. The cool taste of Dissimint will cause you to want to sign petitions and protest outside your local church. So rebel against against the flavors of dogmatic ice cream makers who think that flavors should taste like they traditionally did.

Note: Your hair turning gray is not a side effect of Dissimint but an aid to help you fit in with other Dissimint eaters.

Banana Schism Split

Nothing says split like a schism so like thousands of others before you why not banana split off yourself. Why should your mouth answer to an old man in Rome? Martin Luther once remarked, “Every man is born with a Pope in his belly.” so why not feed your inner pope with the finest schismatic ice cream? Whether you are a progressive or a sede vacantist you will love the sweet taste of schism.

Easter Sundae

For Easter Sundae Christians that only go to church once or twice a year. The perfect ice cream for the uncommitted ice cream eater that grew up in an ice cream eating household and doesn't want to totally break with the tradition.

Iconoclast Vanilla

Stark white ice cream just like the interior of many modern churches. No frills nothing special just plain vanilla ice cream. Nothing added - no miniature chunks of statue shaped chocolates - just one hundred percent pure watered down white ice cream.

Heretical Caramel Cone

Chunks of gnostic body hating chocolates and new age crystal sugar pieces combined to be doctrinally impure for those with a palette that rejects orthodoxy and craves doctrines to satisfy both their itching ears and tummy!

Liturgical Dancers Licorice

Imagine the flavor of liturgical dancers prancing around your tongue with whips of licorice pompoms. Just like your worship experience your ice cream experience should be all about you. So dive in with a flavor that is just tutu good.