Dear DCR Tech Support:

Is the ">>>" the fast forward button? You see, I'm a VERY busy person and I don't have a whole lot of time to reflect on my Conscience, but I might want to skip to parts to insert Justifications as they come to me.

Also, because I am more special than the average person, I am placing my request for a "Victim Status" model.

Thank you.

I was hoping this would turn out to be some sort of a meter, so that when you go to confession you could just run a Symantec program and come up with a comprehensive list of sins to confess and number of times committed. It would also be useful for mass, because before communion you could run a really quick Norton Symantec Mortal Sin check.

mmmmmBless me Father.....mmmm for I have sinned...mmmmmm It has been.....mmmm two months since......mmmm my last confession ....mmm I lied 5 times mmmm to my mother....mmmm I said a dirty word 15 mmmmmm no make that 22 times...mmmmm I had dirty thoughts mmmmm I had dirty thoughts mmmmmm unable to compute. mmmmm This ends my confession mmmm Father mmmm please hit restart mmmmmthank you.