New Viruses

Happy Catholic posts a comedic list of viruses that were emailed to her.

This has inspired me to post some of my own virus ideas:

• Cardinal McCarick virus - Corrupts the wording of emails received from Cardinal Ratzinger.
• American Catholic virus - Causes programs either to run or not run depending on if operating system instructions conform with their conscience.
• Liturgist virus - Causes programs to behave oddly and to react in any way except as per operating instructions.
• John Kerry virus - Infects your computer prior to not infecting it.
• Mario Cuomo Virus - Personally opposed to destroying your data as it votes to wipe your disk slick.
• Howard Dean Virus - Overwrites all you data files with a long string of state names, causing you to go Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggghh!
• Planned Parenthood Virus - Mainly causes damage to computers in minority neighborhoods.
• Dan Rather virus - Automatically formats all your Word documents in Times New Roman.
• Bill Clinton virus - Slows down your internet connection by continuously accessing dictonary.com to find the meaning of "is."
• Hillary Clinton virus - Causes your billing records to disappear. Even after files were deleted by this virus they have been know to mysteriously recover in a White House office at a latter date.
• Michael Moore virus - Add tons of disinformation to your data files causing the file size to bloat to - well - Michael Moore proportions.
• United Nations virus - Does absolutely nothing besides displaying a form that says "Working ...."
• Republican Leadership Spine virus - This virus is a urban myth.