August 16, 2004
Rome Depot
I have a new parody page up here.
Credit goes to RC of Catholic Light for emailing me with the idea for a parody along this line.
My previous parody page called Avazon.com can be found here.
Posted by Jeff Miller at August 16, 2004 12:02 AM | TrackBackDidn't care for the Jesus hammer. BTW, it's prie-dieu.
Posted by Mary email at August 18, 2004 9:14 PMHi, Fr. Steve-
Great site; and as Mary said, it's prie-dieu. ;)
But I'd like to request that your store carry a few items:
1) The Church Architect's Compass - something that points towards liturgical East.
2) Lavabo(tm) Brand Hand Soap - Fresh Lemon Scent - For special use in getting oils off of the hands
3) A large-scale thurible, maybe something like a smoke machine, that can fill a room, nave, or the Grand Canyon with visible prayers!
Please let me know on product availability.
Thanks!
-DS
Posted by DeepSubmerge email at August 19, 2004 8:41 AMBeautiful! As one who has spent far more time at the ol' Home Depot (duct tape DOES tend to go quickly, doesn't it?) I deeply appreciated this and the laughter it brought me.
Another great one, Jeff!
Posted by Kelly Clark email at August 20, 2004 6:51 PMAs a seller of used Catholic books and church goods, I am all excited about the possibilities. I can hardly wait till some of these items begin showing up in the lots we buy from churches so we can stock them in our shop. Not sure where we will put the pope-mobile forklift, but we will make room somewhere. The thurible and holy water sprayer are just what we need. I know our customers would love them. People are always saying to us, "Yes, that is a nice holy water sprinkler, but so wimpy. Don't you have anything really serious?" Sell a lot so that eventually they will wind up second-hand with us.
Posted by St. Stephen's Used Catholic Books email at August 25, 2004 11:10 AMIt's sick!
Posted by agnes email at August 26, 2004 9:27 AMYou are the idiot.
Posted by Jo email at August 27, 2004 10:26 AMOMG, this is so funny!!! Thanks.
Posted by Frank email at August 28, 2004 8:08 PMGreat website....couldn't wait to send it to all my colleagues and friends!
Posted by Charlotte email at September 3, 2004 12:59 PMI need to know the history of a cross I recently bought in Rome: it has the Px symbol with alpha and omega on each side.
I was told it was the Pope's cross???
what does that mean? when was it
designated such? Thanks very much!
Could you install a tv camera on the ostensorium, mostrance or custody? this is good for paranoics and for those that beleive that the eye of God is always watching!
Posted by Ernesto Pineyro email at March 5, 2006 10:04 PM