Hi I am Dr. Lee and I would like to inform you about a brand new product. Do you feel listless? Does confrontation make you uncomfortable. When it comes time to take direct action do you appoint a committee instead? Do you win every limbo contest you enter?

If you answered yes to these questions then you are probably suffering with SCD (Spinal Column Deficiency). Don't feel embarrassed since many people have been diagnosed with SCD. SCD is a vicious treatment circle since those who suffer from this just don't have the biological equipment to deal with it. They just don't have enough gumption to do something about their medical condition. What with major surgery and the prohibitive costs and all many decide to just go on in life this way.

Until now there was just no alternative.

Now available is Dr. Lee's Press-On Spine. Easily attaches in seconds to give you that straight-up look you have been missing. Usually by the time people recognize their conditions their spine has atrophied, but no matter my Press-On Spine works even with little or no natural spine left.

While this condition can occur in anybody it seems to affect some specific occupations. Especially prone is the Episcopacy to this condition. So I have designed a reinforced model for American Bishops that combines a Bishops Crook with a reinforced titanium support spine.

Another profession sorely in need is the leadership of the Republican Party. In medical trials there have been some problems with rejection. Their bodies were so use to not having a spine that insertion caused a reaction even with an exact tissue max. Just the mention of a judicial nominee could cause the spine to pop right back out. All of Dr. Lee's Press-On Spines have a simple peel-off tape with adhesive and the political spine has a special epoxy resin to ensure the spine stays in place even under political pressure.

If you are suffering from the listed symptoms, just because you are not part of these professions you also need to come in for a free office exam to determine if you suffer from SCD.

You can order Dr. Lee's Press-On Spines in convenient single, 4-pack, or by gross for those USCCB meetings.

* Cardinal Theodore McCarrick please call my office.