October 9, 2003

Bible Code

There are many modern day vernacular translations of the Bible, including slang ones for surfers and Australians. But where are the Bible Translations for Computer Geeks? Jews, Gentiles and Nerds are not left out of God's plan for salvation so I have translated parts of the Bible into programming code. There are many computer programmers in St. Blogs so if you notice any heretical code let me know, I have not yet completed a heretical debugger for my Bible Code. The syntax of the code should be simple even for the non-geek to understand.

//Genesis and creation
switch( day )
    case 1:
        light = true;
    case 2:
        sea = true;
        sky = true;
    case 3:
        land = true;
        vegetation = true;
    case 4:
        sun = true;
        moon = true;
        stars = true;
    case 5:
        birds = true;
        fish = true;
    case 6:
        man = true;
        animals = true;
    case 7:
        break;
}

//Book of Judges
do while ( oldTestament = true )
{
    fallIntoIdoloatry = true;
    do while ( GodCallsJudge = false )
    {
        // loops until statement is true
    }
    repent = true;
}

//Jesus' temptation in the desert
for ( int days=0; days <= 40 ; ++days )
{
    fast = true;
    if ( days = 40 )
        rebukeDevil = true;

)

//John the Baptist
I < Christ >;
or using C syntax
I-- & Christ++;


//Marriage at Cana

if ( wine = 0 & hourHasNotYetCome )
{
    doWhateverHeTellsYou = true;
}

//Annunciation
if ( grace = "full" )
{
    handmaidOfTheLord = true;
    if ( accordingToThyWord = true )
    {
        soul = "magnifyLord";
        God <> "impossible";
        Mary = "blessed";
        fruitOfWomb = "blessed";
        Incarnation = true;
        redemption = true;
    }
    else
    {
        Incarnation = false;
        redemption = false;
    }
}

//Jesus
int Father, I; 
Father & I = 1;

public class Trinity
(
    persons = 3;
    Father, Jesus, HolySpirit = 1;
    public godhead Jesus()
    {
        God = true;
        man = true;
    }
)

//Rich young man
if ( obeyTenCommandments = true )
{
    if ( desireToBePefect = true & sellAllYouHave = true )
        
perfectionThroughGrace = true;
    else
        
walkAwaySad = true;
)

//Peter
for ( int roosterCrow=0; roosterCrow<= 3 ;++roosterCrow )
{
    peterDeniesChrist = true;
    if ( roosterCrow = 3 )
        peterWeeps = true;

)

//Paul
bool always = true;
while ( always )
{
    pray = true;
}

Posted by Jeff Miller at October 9, 2003 6:06 PM