New Christian Zine for Teenage Boys

Based on a post on Revolve magazine by Camassia, TS O'Rama of the blog with the real long Latin name posts:

This prompted a potential new form of blogger comedy - what would a teenage 'zine bible for boys look like? I briefly thought along the lines of the Field & Stream...then Maxim...the only thing that immediately came to mind was:

The Ultimate Fantasy Football League - Rating Your Bible Heroes

This is obviously a job for Jeff Miller.

What a coincidence. We at the Curt Jester were just to go out on a magazine drive to hawk our latest publications. After carefully studying the 12-17 year old demographic and doing some marketing studies of what the average teenagers read, we came up with our two magazines for the Christian teen.