Diet Catholicism®

Introducing new Diet Catholicism® . Are you a cultural Catholic and enjoy some of the outward practices of Catholicism but that dogma aftertaste just bothers your conscience? Then try Diet Catholicism® "Smells and Bells, but no talk about Hell."

After all two thirds of the earth is covered with water, up to 60 percent of your body is water. So what is better for your body than a 100 percent watered down faith.

Trying to keep doctrines out of your diet and want to avoid that conscience bloat from Real Catholicism® then give yourself a break. Enjoy Catholicism without all that obedience and changing your life stuff. Live your life like you want to with no guilt trip to weigh you down.

Do encyclicals and statements from the Vatican give you gas? Does just the thought of Cardinal Ratzinger give you heartburn? Then your ready for the drink of the Me generation. Warmed over, bland, and totally nonjudgmental on your taste buds.

We taste tested are product on prominent Catholic Politicians and here is what they had to say.

I can drink a full liter of this refreshing product on Sundays and still confidently say with no qualms "I am unapologetically Pro-Abortion".
--Gray Davis

Terminates your thirst and it really pumps you up. I can pronounce anti-church views and still proudly identify myself with the Catholic Church. My in laws have been drinking it for years.
--Arnold Swartenegger

Sometimes I get a little dry mouth when voting no against the latest partial birth abortion ban, but a swig of Diet Catholicism® and I am back on track.
--Tom Daschle

So pick up a Diet Catholicism® daily and swallow me.