We have issues

Here is an update on the group that was holding Mass in a Elk's club.

FRAMINGHAM -- The First Parish in Framingham, where Temple Beth Am first met and First Baptist Church of Framingham was formed, is again opening its doors to a religious group seeking a home.

..."All are welcome at the alternate Catholic Mass offered by married priests, including those with issues regarding clergy sexual abuse, divorce/remarriage, interfaith marriage, birth control, sexual orientation, abortion and disillusionment regarding the political agenda of the hierarchy," Haggett said. (emphasis added)
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Well that is apt, they are already well on their way to Protestantism anyway. I wonder if they all wear mitres since they have all elected themselves popes. Maybe there is a traffic jam of popemobiles leaving after the services.