December 11, 2002

Cliché Cindy, a choice doll

Banned Parenthood, NARAL minded, and NOW proudly presents the "Cliché Cindy" talking doll. The perfect gift to give those families who actually have children. Indoctrinate Teach them from the beginning those phrases you know and love.

Pull the string behind its back and hear such classics as:

  • I support a woman's right to choose
  • If men could get pregnant abortion would be a sacrament
  • Your not a women, you couldn't understand
  • Working towards a world where all women's reproductive options are legal, safe, and accessible.
  • If you believe abortion is wrong for you, don't have one
  • While I am personally against abortion, I support a woman's right to choose
  • You are anti-choice!
  • A world of wanted children would make a world of difference
  • If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?
  • Get out of my uterus!
  • Keep Abortion Legal and Safe!
  • Pro Choice is not Pro Abortion

Doll will drone on for hours and hours with nonsensical gibberish or your money back. Shrill voice also guaranteed to irritate all who listen. Children of any age will pick up on these phrases in no time since they require no intellectual thought. With little effort children will fast be on their way to working in the Democratic Party.

And please do visit the Banned Parenthood Store where you can get such great gifts as:

Milk chocolate Planned Parenthood birth control pill packs

Vox Condom Giveaways

Mifepristone, The Abortion Pill "Grabbit" Pen Holders

Mifepristone, The Abortion Pill Sticky Note Pads

Order these items now before there are not enough people left to work our order lines. On orders before midnight we will also rush to you the "Children's Dr. Josef Mengele Lab Kit" and the "Visible Aborted Child Anatomy Kit." See if your children are able to piece together a child from the cut up pieces to make sure nothing was left behind just as the do in a real abortion clinic. Remember choose choice.

Posted by Jeff Miller at December 11, 2002 4:42 PM
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