My Predictions for 2003

These predictions are 100% guaranteed or your money back.

• The National Catholic Reporter will call for Pope John Paul II to resign
• The Boston Globe will praise VOTF and attack the Bishop
• Bill Clinton will attack Bush and defend invent his own record
• Jesse Jackson will shake down a company until they give employment to a relative or make a charitable donation to him
• The Republican leadership will act as if they lost the election and make concession after concession
• Barbra Streisand will say something stupid
• The ACLU will sue someone for referencing God
• The Time Man/Woman/Persons/Computer of the year will not be a Republican
• The Pope will not win the Nobel Peace Prize
• A Hollywood Star will warn us about the environment
• CNN and MSNBC will continue to lose viewers and blame it on cable saturation
• All judicial nominees will be called racist
• The government will grow in size