Humor The Ascension Explained by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 written by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post I’m shocked, shocked that pro-abortion lobbing was going on there next post My new bishop You may also like Space Scam January 9, 2004 Post Traumatic Slavery Disorder November 27, 2002 A Psalm to the NYT March 31, 2010 Laetare Sunday March 18, 2007 New Communion Technology February 1, 2004 Message October 26, 2007 Collect them all November 4, 2004 More on Crow April 26, 2007 Dating with Scripture October 7, 2004 Palm Sunday March 20, 2005 6 comments Mark W. June 2, 2011 - 7:32 pm If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17) Reply Mr Flapatap June 3, 2011 - 5:52 am How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard? Reply Ron Rolling June 3, 2011 - 12:40 pm Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard. Reply Denita June 3, 2011 - 6:52 pm I don’t know what to say… Reply A Random Friar June 5, 2011 - 9:52 am I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious? Reply mzrsha June 13, 2011 - 10:51 am This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.” Reply Leave a Reply to A Random Friar Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
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If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17)
How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard?
Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard.
I don’t know what to say…
I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious?
This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.”