"Do you think that I have come to give peace on earth? No, I tell you, but rather division;"
"Be fruitful and multiply"
"Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log of x+1 that is in your own eye?"
"Go and sine no more."
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LOL. This is great! My dad the math prof will love it. It’s as good as his old Weapons of Math Instruction joke! I’m going to hat tip you on this. Mahalo
I derive from your math equation that we are all saved by the answer, err, Truth.
Hey – you are missing one rather obvious mathsianic symbol!
Have you ever heard the joke about the public school student who was flunking math? His concerned parents paid for a private school. Soon, he was pulling straight A’s in the subject.
Asked why, he responded:
“Soon as I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!”
Yours in Christ, Rex
Jeff, you are an evil genious in humor.
Add to that the book of Numbers and the 7 7s in Revelations.
The Pun-meister…..
The Math-siah!
"Do you think that I have come to give peace on earth? No, I tell you, but rather division;" "Be fruitful and multiply" "Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the…
(Isn’t 42 supposed to be the Answer?)
Hilarious! Love it!
“To him who has, more will be added…”
I love it! Being that I am a math major, it’s the perfect joke for me 🙂
Hmm…if I know my numerology, this means that the current conflict in the Middle East will herald the coming rapture, when all those who know Him will be taken up, and those who don’t will be “Left Behind.”
And you don’t want to be left behind…so, keep the cards and letters coming, along with donations for the ministry we do here at AngelyTiltonSchulerHinn-Co.
LOL! Thank God HE also came to save us poor mathematically challenged sinners like me…
Which reminds me. . . .
. . . .after the waters had subsided, and the Ark came to rest, the doors were opened, and Noah said to all the animals: “Go forth and multiply”.
All the animals left the Ark; but then Noah saw that two snakes were still inside.
“I said to go forth and multiply”, said Noah; and they replied:
“We can’t – we’re adders.”
AAAAAck! Nobody told me I’d have to do Math to get into Heaven!
Reminds me of my favorite biblical math joke:
After the Great Flood was over, Noah got off and personally supervised the release of the animals on board. As each pair was released from the hold to go hopping, crawling and fluttering away, Noah said to them, “Go forth and multiply!”
At one point, a pair of snakes came slithering down the ramp together. Noah addressed them as he had all the others: “Go forth and multiply!” The snakes looked at one another in embarassment, and then replied, “We can’t. We’re adders.”
Well, this set Noah to thinking. He bid the snakes to wait there for a little while. Then he went down to the hold, gathered up his carpentry tools and then set off into the forest. He returned later dragging along a bunch of fallen logs.
Then there was furious activity: Noah was sawing, planing, hammering away at the logs. When he was finished, he presented the snakes a newly built, rough-hewn table. He said to the snakes “Go forth and multiply! For even adders can multiply using log tables”
If it takes math to get into heaven I will be in purgatory forever.
*sigh*
Don’t worry. Whatever math problem St. Peter gives you, when he asks you for the answer, say “Christ”.
Just hope he doesn’t ask you to show him your work….
Ouch I got a D in the final for algebra II.
Thank God the Rosary counts itself.
Awesome to the Nth degree.
Missed it on vacation…glad I’m reading back!
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